Friday, August 04, 2006

Ten Things I'd HATE to be doing after getting back from the US of A


  1. Drink bottled water.
  2. Wear thick cotton socks even with Kolhapuri chappal.
  3. Listen to people advising me against driving, cuz I'll have to drive to the left side of the road now.
  4. Answer people when they ask me if I'd STILL want to come back to India for good.
  5. Say "Hyderabad hasn't changed one bit!!" - it makes for superficial conversation.
  6. Hear relatives argue over how "I" have changed.
  7. Convert the rates on price tags to dollars, and complain about how expensive it is "over there".
  8. Advise kid-cousins what area they should specialise in, to make pots of money: I get to do it already, anyway. 8-|
  9. Spell colour as 'color'.
  10. Forget that I'd NOT want to do the above.

8 Patron Prattle:

At 8/05/2006 5:40 AM, Blogger Abhay said...

these r sumthings which u just cant escape frm....well written. :D

 
At 8/05/2006 8:32 AM, Blogger Hijake said...

i would advise u to keep away from driving overe THERE too :P..left or right..u just wouldnt be able to see over the steering wheel :P

 
At 8/05/2006 8:58 AM, Blogger Cos Θ said...

@abhay: Yeah, that's why we all live in a "wonderful" world. :P Thanks, btw. :D

@hijake: Err.. let's keep this comments page "politically correct" and "polite". :P (Or are they synonymous? :-??)

 
At 8/05/2006 9:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

awww honey there is so much more. Theres one more thing to it. The most popular question of them all would be

How is america?

Im like what the fck, its a damn country what would u say about India. There are a million things, do you have the time?

So i heard 2moro it "THE PARTY" how are you hanging in there?

I certainly dint get all this attention when i left :-p i jealous

Yeah this is a nice mail.

Dont forget switching Elevator for lift. ;)

 
At 8/07/2006 3:20 AM, Blogger L . Hyena, The said...

"Ten Things I'd HATE to be doing after getting back from the US of A "...

hmm...IF you come back...(what about ze homies?)

 
At 8/07/2006 11:22 AM, Blogger Cos Θ said...

@blur: Guess what! I get gifts too. :D
And yeah.. I'll be there in a week! How's America? :P

@LH: Homies? :O Or "hommes"?? :-?

 
At 8/08/2006 6:19 AM, Blogger L . Hyena, The said...

uhm...never mind...(but thats perhaps the word root :P )

 
At 8/17/2006 9:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha .. tats wat everyones says ... lets see in ur case my dear ... [:p]

 

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