Thursday, June 30, 2005

Introspection Inc.

Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror, purged all traces of narcissism from your soul and wondered what lay beneath the lines that age brings? If you whittled away that layer of dermis and epidermis (I admit my knowledge of Biology is well refutable :P), gouged out all that adipose, tore away the muscle and struck out all elements of your skeletal system.. what would you have? Now, I'm not trying to reveal the discoveries of an evolutionary biological-study or evangelise the concept of the Soul.. It actually is the other way round, I still have that question unanswered!!

And what would happen if your cortex decided to take a holiday, and all those bunches of neurons embraced anarchy, and got detached, attached or remained reclusive? I guess you realise that by now, your vision is failing, your hearing impaired, your learning exhausted and well.. all things awry!! I can sense conjecture, that this is what is called a 'vegetative state'. :D


If you're wondering why I'm reeling out so much gibberish, then it's time that you know.. I'm suffering from the dreaded WRITER'S BLOCK!! And, while I'm desperately trying to cerebrate.. so that I can celebrate another post; I'm also fighting off an impulse to smash this keyboard with my fist and bludgeon my monitor until every shard of phosphor-laden silicate is ground...

** BOOM **
** CRASH **
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** SIGH **

Thursday, June 23, 2005

I HATE Chemistry...

Yeah!! I've always HATED Chemistry... Right since I used to sit in Ms. Mathai's class, as a 14 year-old and try hard to stare in bleary-eyed stupour at the mindless equations and complex chemical behaviour that were being scrawled across the blackboard, with what is popularly believed to contain Calcium Carbonate. (I sometimes hoped there'd be traces of cyanide in it, so I could die right there.. and take the rest of 'em Chem-loving humbugs too.. Ha Ha!!) And, the half-hour lecture before each lab was like performing (an extremely harrowing form of) hara-kiri. I'd be one of the back-benchers, pretending to be so involved in the goings-on.. that you would think I'd fall off my perch on the top of the theatre-like (for lack of a better phrase) arrangement of benches, in anticipation of just how many spatulas of the nitrate I'd have to add after heating half a test-tube of conc. H2SO4... Oops!! Did I just make an explosive?? Geez.. I didn't know I was this GOOD at Chem!

Ewwwwkkkkkkk.....

The only thing that kept up my morale (with regards to %$#&istry) was the Chemistry Laboratory at school. It was this quaint, old lab that managed to exude a Gothic aura!! There'd be rows of shelves stacked with beakers of highly concentrated acids and foul-smelling salts. The huge desks had a range of 'paraphernalia'(hope I've spelled it right), including a Bunsen-burner for each victim. These burners, had some kind of gas-fuel that was supplied by old, rusted metal pipes that ran overhead across the room. In moments of despair (which were not so rare), I'd imagine those metallic monsters writhe and cry out shrill-ly and then turn upon me, twist themselves around my puny person and squeeze the air out of my lungs. My eyes would pop out and I'd barely get a yelp out of a terrified scream... and then... Well... I never got that far!!

In High-School, no girl with olifactory receptors could miss the Chem Lab. Especially when a hapless bunch of Chem scholars were manufacturing SO2 . Even a rotten-egg doesn't smell like that! And there were rumours rife, of how a lab-assitant fell unconscious after a leak in those terrible metal pipes... Imagine how dreadful it is, to open the lab one fine, sunny Monday morning after a hearty breakfast of bread and scrambled-egg, have a whiff of toxic-smelling fuel, choke and fall as-good-as dead only to wake up in a sickeningly-sweet smelling room with green and white curtains and a whey-faced nurse staring down at you in evil satisfaction at being able to wield absolute control over poor YOU!! I'd mourn for days, for the breakfast that went down your throat but came right back out, only.. the wrong way!!

On that distressing note, I have to say a strained Goodbye... and wish all Chemistry students, luck in their endeavours! May God be with your breakfast!!

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Good Ol' St. Ann's....

That's where I began my tryst with the world beyond Mummy, Daddy and Me. I vaguely recall crying inconsolably, when my parents left me inside the two little gates of the Kindergarten section... but, that was only until I discovered the joys of creaky swings, bumpy merry-go-round rides and hugely popular slides inside that little haven.

And so, I grew up, dreading the two days of the week when we had 'Sports' scheduled.. when we'd have our nails and white-keds checked, to have the teacher nod disapprovingly at the slightest hint of a smudge on our shoes or badly cut nails. I now admit though, that I used stolen chalk-pieces to polish my shoes, and resorted to biting my nails; just so I wouldn't have to kneel on gravel in the scorching sun. And then, there were the particularly hilarious incidents when one of the sisters (ahem!! that's what you call the nuns at school) gave us a piercing stare and said in this imperious tone: "What child?"; and we'd wish that we'd melt right there in our shoes.
(I'd laugh in their faces, until I turned red, if they said that to me right now!) And then, there was the 'Dramatics and Singing' class.. where we'd sing and dance to the notes of the piano.. well... all in a day's work!!!

However, the most striking memory of my convent-bred childhood will always be the morning prayer.. "Our father in heaven..." followed by hymns and cute li'l songs or the National Anthem. I wonder at the simplicity of the time we spend as children, there's nothing that CANNOT be taken care of!

Anyway, it was at school that I discovered Literature... and consequently, the therapeutic value of writing. Of all the forgotten stories, essays and poems.. I salvaged just ONE! And that's the one I've typed in here. Before you get lost in that quagmire of banal poetry, lemme deny any understanding of what these verses imply.. cuz I have no self-professed love/respect/whatever for the 'Knowledge' that school imparted to me and no great insight into the architecture, either. I guess it was in those fits of solidarity (that we parade) to school or in times of exaggerated emotion, that I penned them. But, if you tried to be tolerant, and read between the lines.. you'll be sure to catch a tiny semblance of what I probably wanted to say behind the veil of verbosity.


There it stands in the midst of flora,
It's high shadow towering over the world
The grisly grooves like the recesses of a secretive heart,
Covers itself with benign hues
The formidable structure encloses within
An array of mysteries forever shrouded.

Exuberance takes lead in the atmosphere,
That exudes the sweet fragrance of Knowledge
And endows us, the Seekers,
An invaluable store of pure elusion
Proffers to us bitter endurance,
At the pre-dieu for the sacred altar.

Autumn brings the fall of golden leaves,
Showering confetti over the reunion,
Of the two forces of Emerging Soul and Divin Knowledge
The reunion that personifies Eternity and Peace
Peace, that is joie de vivre and
Eternity the ultimate bliss.

'Ere i stand before the incarnation of sanctity,
Moving along like the Saintly Piligrim to the Sacred Shrine
Shedding the superfluous materialism within Me,
To achieve Divine Prescience
Across the labyrinth of emotions,
Bidding au-revoir to worldly allurings.......

Phew!! Now that was quite a roller-coaster ride...


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..... And so, I begin blogging!
(Ahem!! The prequel to this would be an extremely long-winding, edge-of-your-seat experience... which I'll stall for now)

Firstly, for the uninitiated... Waffle means TWO things...

One: The mouth-watering crisp, light, pieces of heavenly** tasting thingummys; which you can drool over by taking a peek at my previous post.
Two: Aimless banter, that you're reading now.. and probably will, if you'll hazard another visit HERE.

Despite my non-existent ability to be concise in what I write/say.. I'll present my humble first-hand (plz forgive any indiscriminate of unnecessary phrases) autobiography in its least lurid, non-extraneous form:

(But wait.. does this thing need a history of my life? I'll pass THAT too!!) Well anyways.. to come to the point of interest.. I'm a nondescript student at the prestigious National Institute of Technology, Warangal. I gambol (no, that's NOT a typo) with circuit-designs, dig into 'tronic esoterica and get high on obscure anomalies of electron-behaviour. And, believe or not.. I've NEVER EVER seen an electron before!! However, I invite claims of sightings of a rampant electron... There's one absconding from my n-type silicon wafer.

If there's anyone out there sniggering at the inanities in the above paragraph.. GO DIP YOUR HEAD IN A PILE OF TOXIC ELECTRONIC WASTE!!

I've always believed that I grew up to WRITE, but it so turns out that I'm destined to reel out relatively unimaginative lab-reports and not perverse top-sellers... The earliest recollection that I have of writing poetry, is the following verses:

Oh God! Please give us rain,
So the farmer can have his grain,
And satisfy our hunger and pain,
........

The ellipsis there is an unfortunate lapse of memory, that 20-years inevitably face as a consequence of senility.. Yes, my dearies.. we live at an accelerated pace! At the end of another 10 years, I'll be what you could call a victim of a rapidly-paced lifestyle..

Time is a sassy wench, as someone wise once said... don't remember who!! ... and Duty beckons.. So, I'll give you readers a respite for now... And call it a day!

PS: If you were waiting for an honest biography.... well.... COME BACK!!

** Don't take my word on that.. It's only when you have rich chocolate sauce spread over it!